Planeclap
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Flight PCL · LIVE on pump.fun
The landing is not over until we clap.
Eighty tons of aluminum just agreed to become a building. Some people open Instagram. We give it a standing ovation from seat 23B.
Not airborne yet. The CA lands here first — nowhere else.
Boarding pass
You are now free to move about the cabin. We are not.
Passenger A believer
Flight PCL 747
From Silence
To Touchdown
Seat Wherever the wings are
Class Economy of jokes
Planeclap is a memecoin for the secret society that applauds landings. There is no airline, no app, and no frequent-flyer miles. There is a token called $PLANECLAP, a bonding curve on pump.fun, and a hymn that goes: if the wheels are down, the hands are up.
Stub
Keep this joke. Do not fold the wings.
union
Safety card
In the event of a landing, clap.
Takeoff is physics. Landing is theater. We are the pit orchestra in tray-table formation. The people who stare at us are allowed to exist. They simply cannot hold the token in their hearts.
- 01 · Touchdown only. Clapping at takeoff is a schism. We do not schism.
- 02 · One clap is irony. A full cabin is liturgy.
- 03 · Never DM the CA. Point at this site. Clones board first.
- 04 · No altitude calls. The only number we like is “on the ground.”
- 05 · This is liturgy, not an airline. Clap because it’s funny.
Manifest
What’s in the hold
| Item | Weight |
|---|---|
| Name / ticker | Planeclap · $PLANECLAP |
| Chain / venue | Solana · pump.fun |
| Supply | 1,000,000,000 |
| Mint / freeze | Revoked at create |
| Presale / team pile | None. Public curve only. |
| Utility | Clapping. That’s the list. |
Gate
How to board
- Wallet. Backpack, Phantom, or Solflare. Write the phrase on paper.
- SOL. Enough to clap with. Keep a little leftover for fees.
- This page. When we launch, the contract appears above. Check it letter by letter.
- pump.fun. Swap. Do not buy a clone with the same name and a different address.
Oxygen mask
This is a joke. Clap anyway.
$PLANECLAP is a memecoin for the cabin that applauds. No airline, no miles, no board meeting — just a token and a hymn: if the wheels are down, the hands are up. Full brief in the operations manual.