Operations manual

0. Abstract

Some passengers sit through a miracle of physics — eighty tons of aluminum deciding, at the last second, to become a building — and then they open their phones.

Planeclap is for the other ones. The ones who clap.

$PLANECLAP is a Solana memecoin launching on pump.fun. There is no airline. There is no aircraft. There is a union of people who believe a landing without applause is incomplete.

1. Problem statement

Modern aviation has solved lift, drag, thrust, and weight. It has not solved the silence.

After touchdown, a cabin splits into two species:

1. People who clap, as if they personally kept the wings on.
2. People who look at the clappers the way you look at someone microwaving fish.

Species 2 has LinkedIn. Species 1 has never had a coin. Until now.

2. Solution

We protocolized the clap.

If the wheels are on the ground, the hands are in the air.

Holders are not investors in an airline. They are cabin crew of a joke. The token does not make planes safer. It makes the people who clap feel seen, which is the only utility a meme ever had.

3. The product (there isn’t one)

If a whitepaper promises “Phase 3: metaverse airport,” close the tab. Ours stops at the gate.

4. Token

The contract address lives on the official site first. If someone DMs you a different one, they are not in the union.

5. Tokenomics (honest)

There is no clever split. There is no ecosystem fund. There is a bonding curve, and then there is the market. No presale. No team allocation beyond whatever the deployer buys in public, like everyone else. No promise that the clap makes the chart go up.

Creator fees, if any, belong to the deployer until they are split on-chain in a way you can open in an explorer. Until that happens, treat “community rewards” as a vibe, not a contract.

6. Union bylaws (Local 747)

1. Clap at touchdown. A bounce still counts.
2. Do not clap at takeoff. That is a different religion.
3. One clap is ironic. A full cabin is liturgy.
4. Never DM the contract. Point at the pin.
5. No price targets. The only altitude we discuss is “on the ground.”
6. This is liturgy, not an airline. Clap because it’s funny.

7. Flight plan (not a roadmap)

We refuse dates. The clap is not a calendar.

1. Gate — name, art, site, this manual.
2. Pushback — socials, if they exist and are not empty.
3. Rotate — launch on pump.fun when the cabin is awake.
4. Climb — post the CA in one place first.
5. Cruise — memes. Comments. Clapping.
6. Descend — maybe the curve completes. Either way, we clap.
7. Baggage claim — you either still think it’s funny, or you don’t.

8. What this is

$PLANECLAP is a memecoin for people who applaud landings. There is no airline, no frequent-flyer program, and no claim on a plane. There is a cabin, a token, and a joke that travels well. Use the official site for the contract so you board the right flight. Clones will try to look like us. They are not us.

If the joke still makes you smile, you are already in the union.

9. How to board

1. Get a Solana wallet. Write the phrase on paper.
2. Fund it with a little SOL. Keep some for fees.
3. Open the official site. Copy the CA. Check it character for character.
4. Buy on pump.fun.
5. Clap, or don’t. The token cannot tell.

10. Closing announcement

Ladies and gentlemen, we have landed.

Please remain seated until the chart has come to a complete stop, which it may never do. Thank you for flying Planeclap. The beep keeps nothing. The clap keeps going.

— Cabin Crew, Local 747